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Yay man

by Blunter.C September 13, 2016
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man mace

when you ejaculate into a persons mouth or face, and accidentally miss and get it in the persons eyes and they become unable to see.
john- "dude i was going to cum all in jenny's mouth but i missed and got her right in the eye! she couldn't even see."

bill-"aww sweet! you totally man maced her!"
by pony raptor September 14, 2010
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Electricity Man

A man who works with electrical equipment.
'That light's flickering a bit. I better get the electricity man over to fix it.'
by Count Crumpet September 20, 2015
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Flying Man

When weather/flying conditions aren't good and therefore exiting the house is out of the question.
'Jeez look outside Eric........I guess flying man won't be going anywhere today then!'
by sineadgalway December 7, 2009
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cactus man

Cactus Man

Putting thing politely, Cactus Man is a total dickhead, indeed a marked man by all accounts and whose name invariably if not inevitably is called Mark (sorry Mark! we know you are a nice guy really, this is the "other Mark").

Both arrogant and aloof with a sense of utter pompousness that all around are beneath him: after all "nobody is as good as cactus man" and sadly this is what makes him a total prick. This man does not know the meaning of common courtesy and the words "please" and "thank you" are non-existent in his vocabularly.

Cactus man is more than happy to take ALL of the credit, and all of the glory where he can (if he considers you "worthy" enough) but will rarely if ever give you any credit or recognition for your hard work (unless you are unfortunate to make a mistake!). Cactus man is a teflon manager with a neck of brass, and shoulders of teflon, nothing sticks to him - he is a complete and utter pillicock if ever.

Cactus man's gaze is forever upwards staring the ass of those higher up the corporate ladder, and he cares not what muck/filth he drops on those below. Indeed apt to dropping you in it a short notice. Generally having few real friends (if any), few people like him and many despise him.

Most definitely not a team player and best to avoid where you can.
Look out, Cactus Man just walked into the room.
by Fadoodles October 26, 2018
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Peyton manning

To put one's balls and genitals on a females face when she is unsuspecting.
John, Peyton Manninged the new trainer when she was taping his ankle.
by Florida1234 September 15, 2016
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Man boobs

extremely huge and luscious titties that feel very soft and are quiet huge. The nipple of a person with moobs are huge
my brother has man boobs and they are huge
by boobiefat November 7, 2011
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