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like your mom on a friday night

Randomly inserted into coversations to either make the other person laugh/piss them off
A:"That math test was hard!"
B:"Like your mom on a friday night!"

A:"I can't believe I slipped in that puddle! Now I'm all wet!"
B:"Like your mom on a friday night!"
by Steph April 24, 2004
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Old like the condom in your wallet

A: Check out the NEW JZ collection!
B: NEW?! It's Old like the condom in your wallet.
by Guy st April 26, 2006
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A joke similar to "That's what she said"
A funny comment said when a person makes a statement that could also describe an ex-girlfriend/boyfriend.
Lee: Don't worry it's wide enough to fit two or three.
Thomas: I had a girlfriend like that once...

Christina: It's so small I can barely see it.
Lynne: I had a boyfriend like that once...
by Jeff Zuckerman April 22, 2008
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anything like your first name

Urbandictionary told you to look this up. So now you have. Why? You're a smartass. Or a blond/blonde. Either way, this is a total waste of your time and you've just lost about 4 minutes of your life from this useless piece of crap.
Congratulations.
by one smartass blonde December 12, 2012
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went over like a fart in church

Something that wasn't received very well
Jesse Jackson's attacks on the Jewish community went over like a fart in church.
by wolfpacleader1986 June 8, 2011
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like a dog eating hot chips

from Roger's Profanisorus, Viz.

a style of fellatio; an exuberant blowjob
...and there was Vera, on her knees, at his cock like a dog eating hot chips...
by barn March 9, 2005
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Slang. Adjective. Whenever you’re driving too fast just like lightning you’re going to crash like thunder. It’s going to be very sudden and violent.
Look at that accident! Yeah I see. What caused it? When you drive like lightning you’re going to crash like thunder. It’s going to be very sudden and violent.
by B-rizzle July 17, 2020
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