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Waitin' on Joe

We're supposed to start work down on the river today.
And for Joe and me, it's some pretty good pay.
Now, I was countin' on him
To be at the dock by ten.
A week's pay says he's still at home,

'Cause the boy's in his own time zone
I'm a waitin' on Joe, whaddya know.
Time flies fast and he is slower than a

I told him over and over: "Now don't you be late."
Ah, but like always,
I'm just sittin' on go,
And waitin' on Joe.
Yeah.
Towboat's a leavin' 'cause it don't care.
What's not on board and who's not there.
Once that whistle blows,
Down the mighty river it rolls.
Man if I could be more like that,
I'd get on with my life and never look back.
Instead of waitin' on Joe, whaddya know.
Time flies fast and he is slower than a

I told him over and over: "Now don't you be late."
Ah, but like always,
I'm just sittin' on go,
And waitin' on Joe.
Waitin' on Joe.
And he's in a hurry,
'Cause he's runnin' behind.
Now I'm not one to worry,
But I've got a real bad feeling this time.
Oh, oh, oh, whoa.
'Cause sirens are crying all through this town.
And one old boy said Joe never slowed down.
It was that 12 O'clock train,
So he didn't feel a thing,
Lord, . I believe that my brother's all right,
Still I'm prayin' he'll just give me a sign.
Yeah, I'm a waitin' on Joe, whaddya know.
Time flies fast and he is slower than a.

I told him over and over: "Now don't you be late."
Ah, but like always,
I'm just sittin' on go,
And waitin' on Joe.
Waitin' on Joe.
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Joe Biden

Best semi truck driver ever, just ask him
Joe Biden is such a good semi drive he has driven to Hawaii
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sloppy joe sitting

Kind of like cake farts but with sloppy Joe's. They are meant to be eaten afterwards.
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Joe

Someone who is consistently last alive in a video game. Also refers to someone who baits their teammates.
Stop being a Joe and enter the building.
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Ugh , look at that joe shmoe , He has no personallity
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Sloppy Joe

The act of drunkenly vomiting on a partner's genitals during felatio.
Josie was so drunk she ended up giving me a sloppy joe last night.
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Joe Biden

The impeached 46th president guilty of bribery money laundering and treason.
Joe Biden was arrested and charged with treason at the end of 2024.
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