God count

The number of a random thing that you will never know, only a god could know by watching

“I really wish I knew what my god count was for how many strangers found me attractive”

“Bro, you’re lucky if it’s 3”

by Night Monkey December 10, 2021

God

A person named Urica. Totally not my friend

Oh God!=Oh Urica!

by anonymous May 18, 2021

God

Refers To The One

Synonym: Greeter Of Death
Acronym: Greatest Of Desire

Ex: I Wanted Death Till I Realized We’re All GOD

by TheExtremeGod0120 February 20, 2021

god luck

Initially a misspelling of "good luck". God luck is believed to be a more potent way of wishing luck upon someone. By adding this phrase to your repertoire, you add divinity. God luck out there.

alexjones4ever: im gonna go eat, brb
animeman12345: god luck

by Ymirok March 13, 2018

Good Morning And God Bless

V. Good Morning And God Bless
- The act of combining your morning dump, and your breakfast, into 1 activity.

Thanks to the good morning and God bless I save 10 minutes getting ready every morning.

by The Random Loon Publisher May 23, 2018

The power that rivals god

When your wife / girlfriend pulls the blanket to her own side with such a force not even god can stop her.

Hey man did you sleep well last night?
No my girl was using the power that rivals god, so I was freezing all night.
I know the feeling.

by Vaxazie April 12, 2017

good morning and god bless

Whilst using the washroom, during bowel movement one drinks coffee and eats breakfast. Typically on the toilet.

Yesterday I tried a good morning and god bless.
I don't think my life will ever be the same...

by Grand Papa John May 24, 2018