The Shrimp Eye

When you eat so much shrimp, your eyes turn pink.

"Why isn't Will at work?" "He called out with The Shrimp Eye . You know, from that all you can eat shrimp buffet at Jake's? His eyes look like a flamingo's ass."

by FriskyWhiskey June 10, 2018

Eye-Lighting

When one attempts to emphasize their statement by physically raising their eyebrows while simultaneously widening their eyes.

Joel is eye-lighting again, he must be serious.

by NROBBI19 June 11, 2018

Eyes Married Status

The Eyes Married Status is a question to determine in which direction the eyes are pointing on someone with a wonky / lazy pair.

They're married (together) - Both aligned to look toward the nose.
They're divorced (apart) - Both aligned to look toward their own ears.

Eyes Married Status

"Ye, Eddy Brezz has wonky eyes" - "Whats the eyes marital status?" - "Very much divorced"

by Edward Brereton June 22, 2019

*rolls eyes*

Basically. . .

I DON'T CARE!
"Written in big FAT serial killer letters!"
-Crazy Rich Asians

" *rolls eyes* Oh yeah totally.(I don't give a shit)"

by abc.Lmnop July 13, 2019

Crossed Eyes

You know beer goggles. Yea, like that but you're cross faded

Javier: Fuck bro I'm so cross faded

Anders: damn dude

Javier: Remy is so hot right now

Andres: Do you have crossed Eyes for her?

by RJtheFruit July 20, 2019

peep the eyes

when one “peeps the eyes”, one will open their eyes kind of wide and then take a photograph so that the viewers of said photo can peep them

peep the eyes

by thiccvibez July 20, 2019

peep the eyes

when you open your eyes as wide as you can to see your microscopic dick

Ed was peep the eyes last night

by thiccvibez July 20, 2019