Bling Job

Getting a rimjob while while taking a piss.

That was a sweet bling job!

by BMF90 June 23, 2010

Straw Job

When you are with a male sexual partner, preforming the act of sounding, just as he is about to reach orgasm you swap whatever object you have inserted with a straw. You then forcefully suck, creating negative urethral pressure, FORCING the CUM to comply.

Yo, I just pulled a STRAW JOB on my man. Really wish I soundproofed my room.

by Ancient_Armadillo March 10, 2022

The A.I. jobs paradox

Here it is: It's the conflict between these 2 ideas. It's "We all have to row the boat so HE should have to keep rowing" BUT "He created A.I. and it's going to take our jobs." So not only do YOU want YOU to have to keep rowing the boat. But YOU want ME to HAVE TO do it with you even IN THE ABSENCE of you having to do it. So, you WANT to keep pushing the rock up the hill but you won't let me stop even though I don't.

Hym "And that is the A.I. jobs paradox. I've saved you from a sinking ship and you're demanding that we both should have to get back on the ship. You're demanding that I ought to drown with you."

by Hym Iam May 26, 2024

Chimney job

It's when you and your work partner trade days of work in a homosexual way producing great heat and friction in the old chimney if you know what I mean... No judgment here by the way

Charlie gave John one hell of a chimney job...

by chontz1031 March 18, 2019

Chinese back door job

When a middle aged Italian man receives it up the bum from a Chinese man under an olive tree and the middle aged Italian man sings the Chinese national anthem.

Also known as a papa nelli special

Hey, I just had a Chinese back door job under that olive tree

by The back door bandit January 30, 2025

Ultra job controlled

When a person wakes up on there day off around the time they get up for work

Also when something or someone reminds you of your job
And when you say a phrase or something u would do or say at your job

Man I'm ultra job controlled I keep waking up at six every morning even on my day off smh 🤦🏾 ♀️

by Adrianne Amanda December 11, 2021

Eli-Job

When a person called Eli sucks your dick BUT ONLY THE TIP then waits to swallow the cum and regurgitate it out onto his sexy body

1. I got an Eli-Job yesterday it was lit

2. Yo wanna get down to an Eli-Job?

by Eli lover 69 July 21, 2024