meat stoned

The condition of eating too much meat to the point where you feel high or stoned.

Corrie ate so much steak, he felt meat stoned.

by hotincleveland November 22, 2019

tune the meat whistle

While sucking a dick, you place three fingers on top of the shaft and tap alternately like your playing a flute

This chick was giving me head and tapping her fingers. I exclaimed, you really know how to tune the meat whistle

by Cumuppance September 5, 2021

chapel meat

The tool a priest uses to engage young choir boys

The priest took the young choir boys behind the bike shed and enlightened them with his chapel meat.

by ChurchMeat April 18, 2015

meat and drink

an unfunny phrase used by someone that may not have many brain cells can also be used to describe something that’s very good

(archie)callum how was the tik tok rizz party ?
(callum) meat and drink

by callum murray April 11, 2024

Track Meat

The act of lining up and running circles around a male while gripping his penis as you pass by treating the erection as if it was a baton resulting in a multi-person hand job

“Michael went through a rough break up so me and the boys got together for a track meat to cheer him up. We didn’t drop the baton once”

by 86ToyotaCorrola October 7, 2022

Drakes Meat

Drakes meat- that shit is like 8ft dangling in 1080p HD aka: Drakes dick

Did you see Drakes meat?

Yeah bro I'm mad jealous.

by Gyatthaver April 23, 2024

meat can

A meat can is an ultimate loser, the biggest no life, the fattest man alive, a "meat can". Another term for meat head, except this is something you call someone when you die to them, an absolute meat can.

YOU: "DIES TO LOSER NO LIFE LV.200 KID"
YOU: YOU MEAT CAN UR SO BAD LEGIT GET A LIFE YOU CHUB CAKE!

by not a peenballer March 4, 2021