John Wilkes Booth

A John Wilkes Booth is a thing of beauty. All circumstances must fall just right in order for a successful use of the word. While recieving a handjob inside a movie theater, the job-ee angles himself to cum on the back of the head of the person sitting in front if him, preferably with a beard. If your load hits the back of their head, you are a master. You've just completed a John Wilkes Booth.

"Dude, so I went to see Twilight with my girl last week, it totally sucked but she felt bad and gave me a handie. I John Wilkes Boothed ALL over the guy in front of me."

"Dude....way?"

"......way."

John Wilkes Booth by TopherStyle April 22, 2009

Let John Go Back On Computer 

A Northern phrase used when awaiting something of extreme importance.

"Can I go on the computer?"
"Wait!"
"Let John go back on computer!"

Let John Go Back On Computer by johnsmellslikeeffinfish January 31, 2009

John Mayer 

to be skilled at the guitar and songwriting like John Mayer

Hey man you hear this guy playin' and singin'? he is THE John Mayer of our county!

John Mayer by SpiffyJ August 7, 2007

John 

A lax bro that never remembers or gets names right.
normally blonde with a high rank of flow.

John

John by dogluvr412 January 1, 2012

Johnathon 

A nigga that takes dic picks and beats his meat to gay porn

Johnathon beated his meat in someone else’s bathroom

Johnathon by BootyWarrior849295 October 31, 2019

John Paul Jones 

The founder of the navy, not to be confused with the Led Zeppelin bassist.

John Paul Jones the navy guy is greater than the bassist John Paul Jones.

John Paul Jones by rome clone November 11, 2004

John Daly 

Drink made up of 1/2 Sweet Tea Vodka and 1/2 Four Loko Lemonade.

Arnold Palmer's getting stale, let's kick it up a notch. Let's move to the John Daly level.

John Daly by CKeys July 15, 2011