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hand paste

After I finish masturbating, I play with the hand paste and make myself sticky.
by backdrft76 October 20, 2013
mugGet the hand pastemug.

<.7.9.7.6.>Do Not Bite The Hands That Feed You<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Do Not Bite The Hands That Feed You<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>Do Not Bite The Hands That Feed You<.7.9.7.6.>
mugGet the <.7.9.7.6.>Do Not Bite The Hands That Feed You<.7.9.7.6.>mug.

Speed of Light, the Hands

A Speed of Light, the Hands is a South African legend of a man that's fists move faster than the speed of light. It can run with its hands faster than normal people can move their feet. He's also has insane precision and is good with his hands on the ladies. He's incredible nay insane.
You're almost as fast as a speed of light, the hands.
by kieronthKid January 13, 2021
mugGet the Speed of Light, the Handsmug.

Professional Hand Clown

Someone who gives Hand jobs that are really quick, fast & cheap
Do you know any local Professional Hand clowns?
by SwingingDick69 May 12, 2022
mugGet the Professional Hand Clownmug.

second-hand noise

Da deafening roar/scream/whine/hum/banging dat is produced by someone using power tools or heavy machinery, and dat everyone else in his vicinity therefore hasta suffer with, even if said neighbors are not involved with said raucous task in any way.
Delicate-statured damsel: I always carry a set of reusable earplugs in my purse whenever I venture out 'n' about, just in case I have to pass through or occupy any location where there is second-hand noise of excessive volume.
by QuacksO September 29, 2019
mugGet the second-hand noisemug.

Third hand smoke

The common occurrence when a person that was previously around a smoker comes in contact with a third-party and transmit smoke to the person
I know you don’t smoke but I don’t want to catch third hand smoke because you were previously around a smoker
by Cwolf22 September 15, 2018
mugGet the Third hand smokemug.

fruity hands™

Fruity hands™, is when two people shake/hold hands and they are both some way lgbtqia+.

Fruity means some way lgbtqia+, hands™ going with the theme of doing something with hands together with someone else.
A) "Amity's and Luz's handshake from the Owl House was so fruity"
B) "that's some fruity hands™"

A) "I wish we could have fruity hands™"
B) "Who said we couldn't?"
by joulukuusi August 4, 2021
mugGet the fruity hands™mug.

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