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hand-me-down retarded

Not to be confused with someone with mental or physical handicaps that they have no control over, The person or persons who are eligible for this elite title have achieved such a high level of being a retard/idiot/all-a-round horrible human being-ism that can only be achieved through a long generational line of retards for parents/grandparents/etc...the kind of family tree that started when two people have been in a loving relationship since they got together in "home-school"
I cant stand that guy, he's a bigger idiot than his old man...that whole family is hand-me-down retarded!!
by Dr. Barry N. McKockner iii January 23, 2025
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Heavier hand

An extreme poser's favorite policy.
The police officer tackled a 10 year old for not respecting his policy and getting too close to the swings at the park. He threatened to use an even heavier hand on the next kid that tried to play basketball. He locked up 2 nine year olds and a seven year old later that evening for playing baseball in the park after dark.
by Solid Mantis April 2, 2020
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Hand Gibber

A very dry, aggressive, and amateur “handjob.” Usually painful, but considered a right of passage in the south. ( featured in the movie- taking it from Hayley)
Oh wow, Hayley totes gives the best hand gibbers, I almost got off but my penis started bleeding
by Dr. DeezNutz March 5, 2022
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mr./ms. lucky hands

a person (male or female) who solves things in a wrong or negligent way but somehow it works

(the term is used sarcastically, its not a compliment)
-how much score did you got in the exam? i got 30/100

-90/100

-HOW DID YOU DO THAT?

-i just picked and marked random answers in the whole test.

-oh, how impressive: mr./ms. lucky hands...
by hoxton1998 June 20, 2024
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Riding the hand car

A euphemism for masturbation. Similar to "turning Japanese", as told in the song of that name by The Vapors".
After watching that porno, I'll be riding the hand car home.
by anonymous June 8, 2022
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short-handed

one of two things:

a) in hockey, a situation where your team is down a man because one your players is in the penalty box

b) a phrase meaning without any particular effort
person 1) Can Sidney Crosby score a short-handed goal after his injury of January 2011?

person 2): IMHO Sidney Crosby will do so not only short-handed, but also blindfolded as well at the same time.
by Sexydimma June 22, 2012
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poverty hands

A person who is physically incapable of making a basketball shot. His hands are so impoverished that his shots are not money.
Michael Quan is trash at ball bruh, he's got poverty hands
by povertyhands March 28, 2019
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