guitar god

One who is best guitar player.

Steve Vai is a guitar god compared to Jared dines

by Goodnhammerd May 17, 2022

God

Not Real

Christain Extremeist kid: HOW DO U NOT BELIVE IN GOD YO GO TO HELL!!1!
Smart Atheist: What evidence do you have to prove god exists?
Christain Extremeist kid: WHAT EVIDENCE DO U HAVE TO PROVE HE DOESNT EXISTS !!1!
Smart Atheist: What evidence do you have to prove that evolutionism isn't real?
Christain Extremeist kid: ..................
Smart Atheist EXACTLY

by yes_yes_yes_yes_yes May 17, 2022

God is annoying

God is annoying. They don't not agree to anyone who speaks nothing but the truth and always are adamant and listen to themselves only.

I spoke nothing but the truth by the annoying god did not believe me . God is annoying

by Annoying god May 19, 2022

god

clive palmer

god is palmer

by hippo60 May 21, 2022

TRUCK GOD

A God you pray to over a semi truck. You pray to him for success, that your truck and trailer holds up mechanically to carry you through. You pray to him to have no breakdowns. Chip haulers pray to him a lot

I will pray to the truck God tonight that my day tomorrow is successful and safe.

by Cottageville cream cake May 21, 2022

Water of God

When you get up in the middle of the night and take a drink of water that feels like it’s come from a spring blessed by god himself.

Person1: I was so thirsty last night and I went a got a drink. It was water of god.

by UnTen May 21, 2022

Oh My God/Lord

Oh my God is something someone may state when they are surprised about something or frustrated. An abbreviation that people may use to say “oh my God” is “omg” which means “oh my God,” or “oml”which means “oh my lord.”

An example:
Boy: *pees pants*
Other Boy: Oh My God/Lord, your a weirdo.

Boy: Oh my lord…

by braceletowner:) May 22, 2022