Dick Appointment

A “d or dick appointment” is a term used by woman that refers to them getting fucked by a guy

Lexi can’t go she a dick appointment later on

by PizzaMan Ant November 22, 2021

Dick Swagger

1. When a man acts like a dick to a girl only when he is in the presence of his guy friends.

2. The act of being a dick in order to pick up chicks.

1. Girl: "Tom is usually so nice to me, but when his roommates came down the other night he was displaying some major dick swagger."

2. "I can't believe Clara is falling for that guy's dick swagger."

by scuba329 September 10, 2011

Dick Pony

A person that has no common sense or overreacts to simple situations

That John guy always freaks out when we make fun of his small cock, he's a freaking dick pony

by Jabronic February 4, 2010

Cheeto dick

When a man smells of cheeto stench that is seeping from the front of their pants and is cromming from the dick region.

A) did you smell Tommy's cheeto dick?

B) His cheeto dick reeks!

by the real Chester Cheeto November 26, 2011

rotten dick

When a man has banged heaps of hoes in one night and which ends with their dicks turning purple and deflating and only puffing air and not cum.

Damn last night I fucked so many bitches and I got rotten dick.

by Kitty gone black April 12, 2015

Dick Smeller

A rude person who doesn't acted kindly.

I was tryin to take left but this dick smeller cut me off.

by Dayman11389 August 1, 2011

dick riding

To kiss ass or be a groupie to someone

On the Boondocks, Thugnificent was dick riding Obama

lot

by j sparks August 1, 2015