dick picnic

a massive collaboration of dudes at a single party,bar,or establishment. A place where there is a ratio of guys to girls at 15:1 or worse.

Can be synonmus with "sausage fest" or "sausage party"

Why do you go to the Tav? They always have the dick picnic!

Don't ever go to parties at Katie's house.
She always has massive amounts of dudes over so her fat ass has a chance to get laid. She needs the dick picnic to have an snowball's chance in hell.

by Mike DQ April 11, 2008

urban dicking

Going to an urban enviroment for the sole reason of preforming sex.

I'm off to do sum urban dicking, er is your sister still at home

by Wally_da_greeter December 23, 2008

Rat Dick

Small and insignificant, not worthy of consideration.

Its just a 'Rat Dick' company, unlikely to accomplish anything or pose a threat.

by txtornado99 October 16, 2008

Jon's Dick

Its the ugliest thing ever. It is worse than roadkill. It is like taking a shit and dressing it up as a person

JOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Jon's Dick" is sweaty

by Dick Pulls April 19, 2014

miscellaneous dick

1. The enjoyment of a variety of dudes without serious commitment
2. strange

He meant nothing to me! He was just miscellaneous dick!

by SecretAsian12 August 19, 2014

Tree Dick

A penis with so many calluses that it gives the illusion of having tree bark around it.

I pulled down his pants and I shit you not he had a Tree Dick

by Stencenkirk December 28, 2014

rotten dick

When a man has banged heaps of hoes in one night and which ends with their dicks turning purple and deflating and only puffing air and not cum.

Damn last night I fucked so many bitches and I got rotten dick.

by Kitty gone black April 12, 2015