dick soldier 

a guy who is always ready to fuck. he'll take one for the team and do the fat chick or the dirty whore.
also a term to describe an asshole military guy.

my neighbor is a dick soldier!

dick soldier by groupie#1 September 26, 2006

dick vacuum 

1)A man or woman who sucks dick non-stop and almost always has a dick in his/her mouth.
2)used as an insult.

1)Hey, check out that dick vacuum! She's a pro!
2)Damn, Jared's such a dick vacuum!

dick vacuum by Mike939393 August 1, 2007

dick rickets 

"Rickets" is a physical deformation, often characterized by an outward curve of the long bones of the legs (brought about by Vitamin D deficiency). The term "Dick Rickets" can be used to describe a situation where one's erect penis is bowed dramatically in one direction.

Note - unlike classic "Rickets", to date, "Dick Rickets" has not been linked to Vitamin D deficiency.

Example 1 :
Woman #1 - "I heard he's got a huge penis..."
Woman #2 - "Yeah, but he's got dick rickets...sometimes it feels like he's divining for water."

Example 2 :
"The guy's got dick rickets so bad, he can piss around a corner without using his hands!"

dick rickets by Erik Shunn September 4, 2007

Dick & Nog 

It's a penis for the holidays. Carefully wrapped & given to very special people as a gift.

It's festive for the holidays. R Kelly, Real Talk. Dick & Nog is my gift to you.

Dick & Nog by Horus Fellatio November 13, 2007

dick shot 

when a guy gets hit there mentally

GIRL: good... now i need to find some more inspiration...
GUY: and im not inspirational??
That was a HUGH dick shot!
GIRL: (roll eyes) stupid ego.

dick shot by ego_breaker July 25, 2009

dick head

a dick head is a person that has a dick/penis insted of at head. these kind of people are very rare but can be found in public strip clubs under the stage

young man says: i'm going to the strip club. his girlfriend replys: you sick dick head

dick head by youngmen March 28, 2010

Dick Hog 

Pertaining to using too much hard drive or disc space on a computer. The first usage of this phrase was mistakenly typed "I can be such a dick hog." The 'C' was mistakenly typed instead of an 'S.'

"I am such a dick hog. I mean, disc hog."

"You're such a disc hog dude."

"Sup disc hog?" "Man. you're never going to let that down are you, disc hog?"

Dick Hog by whoisgringo August 19, 2007