alley cat mom

a vicious, malicious mother (f***er, but mother in this sense) that cares nothing for her children and only for herself. She constantly neglects her offspring, and always puts herself before anything else (she is her own 'bae').

You are such an alley cat mom, Catherine!

by alleycatmom August 22, 2017

cat program

A program that prints its own input.

InputMan1: Hello!
CONSOLE_: Hello!
InputMan1: Stop copying me!
CONSOLE_: Stop copying me!
InputMan1: That must be a cat program.

by Europe2048 December 18, 2023

Indian cat

A pervy man with whiskers growing out of every uncertain pore of his body

“Ew that Indian Cat just grabbed my gucci coochie”

by meeping murtle September 28, 2019

big ass cat

A ferocious beast that fucks bitches and gets money. Generally used by gynecologist to describe a patient with excellent swagger

The women was a big ass cat. She had many male partners and lots of phat stacks.

by Lodog37 April 11, 2016

kitty cat meow

Janie

a kitty cat meow is dumb like you

by Luis Jj December 26, 2017

cat whispering

When you skip every Thursday of college to stalk cats. This person is normally named Ben but could be called gay.

Stop cat whispering you weirdo

by pooant May 22, 2017

Cat Nippling

Laying 10 Chicken and Cheese Burgers upon your bare chest like cat nipples whilst laying down on a bed.
Then eating them.

I'm going to cat nipple those burgers tonight. I love a good cat nippling.

by Glitter of Gary October 05, 2023