Nose Meat

Snot, boogers, et al.

You need a kleenex to catch all that nose meat.

by Buntselina December 26, 2020

meat rock

Finding a hole in a rock and stuffing meat in it to be used as a fleshlight

I found a meat rock in a park and nearly threw up

by nahfit December 29, 2023

Winky Meat

The underbutt that comes out of the bottom of shorts.

"You can't go to church like that! Your winky meat is out!"

"That girl's winky meat is hanging out."

by Tuna Stach June 28, 2023

Meat Wagon

A gay orgy on a bus or an rv

Terry: Hey I signed up for that meat wagon on thursday
Bruce: Oh cool, I would've but I have plans for the gay club tonight.

by very accurate May 29, 2017

Dank meat

A term used to describe abnormally good cooked meat products or bbq

That brisket is some dank meat.

by YonosoyDavidWozniak July 4, 2022

Meat and Cheese burrito

When you take foreskin, elongate it, and let it crust over time letting cheese form inside. Then you roll it, so it’s layered with cheese and foreskin, making a sort of fucked up burrito with layers and you then let someone give you a blowjob.

Jonus: “Dude how did it go with Jessy last night?”
Gabriel: “I gave her that meat and cheese burrito (explains definition).”
Jonus: “What the fuck.”

by CyreeseLym(FromOblock) July 30, 2024

a beat of meat

a singular stroke of the kum kazoo, merely a tantalising primer

“it was only a beat of meat”

by rasta badmon January 23, 2025