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Gravity Philosophy

When you learn or think of something that factual, true, real, or something else; However, when you rethink about this topic it seems really Obvious and you're not sure why you didn't think of it before or in that way. This is exactly like Gravity, where once you Know what it is, Then it is obvious. If you Don't know what gravity is, or Nobody knows what gravity is, then you wouldn't think of it until it is mentioned and Then you question why you didn't consider it before.

This is also why it took people so long to Learn what gravity is because nobody thought about it and it "just was" Before they Knew what it was. Now Gravity seems as obvious as breathing air and that air is oxygen, but before science nobody knew what air nor oxygen was, thus being another example of Gravity Philosophy.
Guy: "I feel tired and depressed, and I don't know why."

Girl: "That's because you haven't eaten anything with vitamins and nutrients in days; you need to eat more nutritious foods."
Guy: "You're right, all I've eaten is cheese pizza and soda, so that's some Gravity Philosophy."

Clothing Company: *Sprays millions of clothes with Unknown and Untested Chemicals to make them more flat.*
Scientist: "We have found that that chemical can seep into people's blood and skin, and cause serious problems with peoples health 20 years down the road.
20 Years Later: *millions of people get cancer*
Legal Legislation: "This chemical is now Banned due to consumer health problems."
Everybody: "I wish somebody with a sense of Gravity Philosophy did some testing before we all got sick."

All Prior Human "Scientists": "The Earth is Not round Nor a planet And is the center of the universe."
1600ish Galileo Galilei: "You're wrong, it is elementary science that is obvious Now."
2019 Trolls: "The Earth is Flat."
All People Everywhere: "I guess these guys never learned Gravity Philosophy in school. They Must be making millions selling silly T-shirts and merchandise on some ridiculous website."
Area 51 Raid Starters: "That's some Gravity Philosophy if I've ever heard any before. not a bad idea..."
by MCPKG October 12, 2019
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The Phillips Effect

When your wife hardcore pegs her husband for so long that he actually becomes the subservient bitch in the relationship.
Damn Chads been a real bitch lately, Hope he isn't diagnosed with The Phillips Effect. His wife has been in his ass a lot lately.
by onearmbandit#FSP October 22, 2019
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Mason Phillips

Mason is a guy that is dirty minded and doesn't care about anything in the world
Mason Phillips just doesn't care.. by your friendly neighborhood spiderman
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Colton Philips

Colton Philips Is A Fat Cousin Cummer Who Eats cinabon of his cousins willy and enjoys it thoroughly enjoys this activty. He is also built and shapped like jabba the hut
The fat guy smash his cousin in Must be a colton Philips
by swaggyboiGammer January 5, 2020
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Pat Phillips

A person, probably a bit older, who is casually racist and doesn't even realize it.
Jeez, can you believe he called that Asian lady and Oriental? What a Pat Phillips.
by Krav Maga Karate Snack January 13, 2020
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Marie-Philippine

Don’t let yourself be put off by the unholy number of letters in her name. Marie-Philippine is an amazing person! You will be impressed by her numerous skills such as playing the harp, singing, writers amazing literature essays... Her kindness and charisma make her one of the most trustworthy friends you could ever ask for, although I don’t recommend asking her to take care of your children, especially if they’re uneducated jerks.
Marie-Philippine’s natural habitat is a twenty one pilots concert

Virginie = I’m sure Marie-Philippine will save the world someday
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Dr.phillyouup

A man who ejaculates into many, many, many women.
“They call me Dr.phillyouup”
by Roiduser25 February 18, 2020
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