Eye Fucking Balls

What Marine Corps drill instructors say to get the recruits attention at boot camp.

*All hell breaking loose in the squadbay*
Drill instructor: 10…9…8…5…2…1!
Recruits: DONE SIR!
Drill instructor: Hey, Eye Fucking Balls! That little bitch didn’t touch the bulkhead! Run!
Recruits: AYE SIR!

by Messy Garden November 4, 2023

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southern brown eye

Another name for the butt hole

She was really surprised when I stuck my tongue in her southern brown eye.

by YD724 May 9, 2025

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snake eyes

To go silent for a prolonged period of time while playing fortnite with the boys

"Hey bro where's Izaak?"
"Oh he's gone snake eyes bro"

by youllneverknow69 June 5, 2022

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Refrigerator eyes

Overlooking the obvious. It's when you're searching everywhere in the refrigerator for the milk, only to fail to notice that it's right in front of you.

1. "I can't find my keys."

"Hey Refrigerator eyes, they are in your hand."
2. Looking for your sunglasses when they are perched on top of your head.
3. Trying to find a pen to write with while it's already in your pocket.
4. Looking for your phone while talking on it and not realizing it's in your hand.

by jawa nomad February 19, 2024

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