Droppin' the kids off at the pool

A term used to confuse your friends that you are physically driving your offspring to a public pool, yet in reality, you are just taking a shit.

Friend: "Yo, come chill."
Me: "Hold on, I'm droppin' the kids off at the pool!"
Friend: "Wait, what?"
Me: "He he he..."

by TheSodaGremlin October 13, 2011

Browning Me Off

V. To wear ones patience thin, to be vexatious to the spirit

"I say, this chap is rather Browning Me Off... Fetch my shooter... "

by fatboyspence January 12, 2012

Friday fuck off mail

E-mail sent late on a Friday afternoon just before you finish work designed to make you work longer or just sent to you to annoy you over the weekend.

John: You ready to hit the bar yet
Gerry: I can't yet, my boss just sent me some Friday fuck off mail I have to deal with.

by workaholic March 23, 2012

mental jack-off

When you see something so orgasmic, your brain busts a nut.

The sexy substitute bent over in class showing her panties. I automatically had to mental jack-off

by your motha ven November 7, 2013

chucked me off

The unfortunate problem of getting vomited on while receiving a blowjob.

“I had to leave the party, I was getting a blowie behind the couch and the chick Chucked Me Off.... dude”

by Budget Ninja August 25, 2014

Blow it off

To skip an activity.

Math class is next, but I'm gonna blow it off.

by Cv4wheeler November 25, 2016

on the off

On the Off is short for on the off occasion, but only used when you don't know how to spell "occasion" OR are just a lazy fucker. I am too

"Hey! do you listen to Kendrick?"
"On the off"

by Fuckme_noimgood November 27, 2016