You ever been to a school where you feel uncomfortable reading a book about the south into being peer pressured into saying the n-word, that's SSPJ. You ever been to a school where you want to waste your money on shitty cafeteria food and low quality pizza from a random pizza joint that no one has heard of, that's SSPJ. You ever feel like you will be smote by a teacher in the middle school hall? That's SSPJ. Word of advice, don't waste your precious childhood going to the school, or go if you feel like becoming a band kid and going to BSHS.
Friend: Hey how is Saints Philip and James?
You: My teacher got mad at my when I didn't want to say the N-word.
You: My teacher got mad at my when I didn't want to say the N-word.
by GreenBaseballHat August 15, 2021
A fat, sweaty, retard who lives on top of the fryer in poverty with his hoore cat crystal whilst he shoves all nine fingers up it’s bumhole.
by Wee-cassy June 27, 2019
The off-brand cousin of Indiana Jones who digs up “ancient relics” in junkyards and abandoned Walmarts. Instead of a whip, he carries a garden hose. Instead of a fedora, he wears a Bass Pro Shop hat.
Known for quotes like “It belongs in a Bass Pro Museum!” and “Snakes? I eat those for breakfast, son.” His idea of a hidden temple is an old Cracker Barrel with a suspicious basement.
Drives a rusty pickup named “The Ark of ‘Bama”, fights raccoons instead of Nazis, and once got cursed for stealing a haunted moonshine jug from a Civil War reenactment site.
Alabama James adventures include:
Alabama James and the Waffle House of Doom
Alabama James and the Lost Remote Control of Pawpaw
Alabama James and the Curse of the NASCAR Pharaoh
Has zero credentials, but says things like “Trust me, I majored in vibes.” Carries around a “holy relic” that’s just an unopened can of 1987 Tab cola.
Known for quotes like “It belongs in a Bass Pro Museum!” and “Snakes? I eat those for breakfast, son.” His idea of a hidden temple is an old Cracker Barrel with a suspicious basement.
Drives a rusty pickup named “The Ark of ‘Bama”, fights raccoons instead of Nazis, and once got cursed for stealing a haunted moonshine jug from a Civil War reenactment site.
Alabama James adventures include:
Alabama James and the Waffle House of Doom
Alabama James and the Lost Remote Control of Pawpaw
Alabama James and the Curse of the NASCAR Pharaoh
Has zero credentials, but says things like “Trust me, I majored in vibes.” Carries around a “holy relic” that’s just an unopened can of 1987 Tab cola.
by Anttonedodeson June 01, 2025
A hot tall guy who has the heart of a champion usually can be compared to a Disney kids show lead character
by WittneyBiatch88741 June 17, 2022
Someone with a,defiantly, massive penis. Also one of the most beautiful and handsome people you will ever meet
by Big man bill June 23, 2018