Wave job

When you ride the dick like a wave and ur bitcvh tsunamis

Joe: Yo this girl gave me a wave job
Jasper: Damn nigga a wave job??? i would get one if i wasnt gay

by joelefty April 5, 2019

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Canadian Paw Job

A sexual maneuver that involves the paws of a fursuit, a citizen of Canada, and maple syrup.

Dylan came over last night and wanted a Canadian Paw Job! I'm into that kinky stuff but we ran out of real maple syrup.

by Plierr April 29, 2024

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Farm Hand Job

The act of using a woman or man's hands covered in manure while stroking a man's penis.

Lucifer gives the best farm hand jobs!

by MoneyMakinMitch December 11, 2018

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(n) A person who constantly talks about their job and how good they are at it, and what they have to do next week, and the coool people they get to work with, and all the detail of every boring medial is task involved with sewing sequins to dead rabbits 'for effect' etc etc

"Hey, what do you think of Lozza's new girlfriend?"
"oh what, you mean old "Job Gas"...?
"Yeah, fuxk me doesn't she go on about her job"

by spyanuk November 26, 2017

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Gobble Job

When a man receives fellatio on Thanksgiving while sitting on a serving platter. Gravy is traditionally used as lube while the testicles rest in a bowl of cranberry sauce.
At the end of the gobblejob, the Tom is required to loudly emit a series of clucks, cackles, and gobbles signifying completion. At that time, the cranberry-red scrotum should be draped across the Jennie's nose like a turkey's wattle.

I was such a good boy on Thanksgiving that my Jennie gave me a sloppy gobble job whilst I sat on the dining room table.

by Shmamm! November 23, 2024

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