it’s everyday. Because you’re a clown. Did you get left on read by your crush? CLOWN. Did you get rejected? CLOWN. Did you wake up this morning? ofc because ur a mf CLOWN.
by jojoaintnohoehoe October 23, 2019
Get the National Clown day mug.A holiday created by Penn State students in 2007. It was celebrated on March 2, because spring break was scheduled over St. Patrick's Day (March 17). Many students begin lining up outside of bars and drinking as early as 6AM to celebrate. The festivities last the entire day as students wearing green show up drunk to class, or don't go at all. Many parties are held at night, featuring green beer and green jungle juice.
by hem135 March 14, 2007
Get the State Patricks's Day mug.National Fuckboy day is on September 13th every year. Many fuckboys have been born on this day and unfortunately, this month. There are those few boys that escape this policy and others who are born on the other 335 days in the year. On this day, we mourn for those who have been tortured by the pathetic fuckboys, and allow ourselves to be even more petty than we usually are, they deserve it.
by suchapeach September 13, 2016
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simp-Yo bro today's international simp
Simp-Aww heck yeah its finally my lucky day LETS GOO
simp-Yo bro today's international simp
Simp-Aww heck yeah its finally my lucky day LETS GOO
by Simpsbesimpin March 9, 2020
Get the international simp day mug.Rape day is bullshit, there’s no such thing. If you think you can go around traumatizing people, YOU ARE SORELY MISTAKEN.
Jake: Oh yeah bro, It’s National Rape Day I’m gonna go rape Emily today, can’t wait to traumatize her.
Emily: Hold my pepper spray.
THATS NOT OKAY. CONSENT IS NEEDED
Emily: Hold my pepper spray.
THATS NOT OKAY. CONSENT IS NEEDED
by noellsux April 14, 2021
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Rainy Day Syndrome is the instance where one has exhausted the supply of fun within one's household and begins to feel compelled to venture outdoors.
Rainy Day Syndrome is the instance where one has exhausted the supply of fun within one's household and begins to feel compelled to venture outdoors.
Guy: "Let's see....I've been on the PC and have been on various websites and contracted various viruses....I've tried to breed the cat and the dog....and I've experimented on hobos...I think I'll go outside".
Hobo: "Thanks to that kid's Rainy Day Syndrome, I now have 8 fingers on each hand and a rather large phallus protruding from my spinal cord".
Hobo: "Thanks to that kid's Rainy Day Syndrome, I now have 8 fingers on each hand and a rather large phallus protruding from my spinal cord".
by Shtig December 25, 2006
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