drink it like water

When someone drinks way too much of a certain beverage. Usually an unhealthy one.

Girl: “What’s with you and Red Bull? You drink it like water!”

Boy: “And you drink cum like water.”

by captain_boi July 27, 2021

Crunchy Sky Water

A phenomenon in which small, white or clear pellets fall rapidly from the clouds. Pellets vary in size, from tiny pathetic balls that melt on impact, to larger destructive rock sized balls that reek havoc on the city and its citizens. These pellets are actually quite tasty and are referred somtimes as forbidden ice cubes.

Dude, look at all that crunchy sky water building up on the lawn! I gotta go grab a handful, im fucking famished

by Evenbuggerchungus November 3, 2021

Dirty Deward Water

Worst odor possible. Typically used to describe a stank vagina

That bitch smells like Dirty Deward Water..

by FatCock39 November 7, 2021

black bean water

Coffee served black

Sipping to much black bean water, now I have the jitters.

by Dlifestyle August 20, 2021

Touch some water

Touch some water means go to the bathroom and take a shower cuz you smell.

Ex:
"Go touch some water, you smelly baka"

by VeeDAB September 4, 2021

Fish out of water

A man inserts a fish hook into the tip of his penis while it is soft, he then proceeds to wiggle it around to attract his companion. After inserting his penis into their mouth, he becomes erect. He pulls out as hard and fast as he can hoping to hook through his partners lip. If the man successfully hooks, he yells "Fish on!"

Boy: "I just got a new set of hooks, I can't wait to try Fish out of water tonight"
Boy 2: "I hope you can catch some"

by NaFlirp September 21, 2021

New England waterbirth

you gullible retard

“A New England waterbirth is when you poop in the shower”
“You’re lying”
“Look it up”

by Schlembo McMurray September 25, 2021