A variation of the Abe Lincoln performed using another person's pubic hair (i.e., not one's own). The recipient is often extremely surprised to have the John Wilkes Booth performed on him/her as the presence of a full head of pubic hair has given him/her comfort that an Abe Lincoln is not imminent. The individual performing the John Wilkes Booth typically exclaims "sic semper tyrannis" as he launches the pubes. The John Wilkes Booth can be performed anywhere, but is most often observed in theater balconies.
"Damn that Steve. I thought he was being a sweetheart by taking me to a play for my birthday, but then he goes and unloads a John Wilkes Booth on me."
by qqduck October 20, 2007
Get the John Wilkes Booth mug.The most blatantly retarded person in the universe. Little John takes to making fun of others when he is unable to face the fact that he is wrong. His greatest insult is to call his opponent in a debate 'little', ironic, considering that his name is LITTLE John.
Little John: Accually, It takes several swings, FORCEFULL swings to break a bone with a hand axe.
Sparda: Little John, go to your nearest Hardware store and buy yourself an axe. Now, get the person nearest to you to hack at your chest. Only once. Send me some pictures of what happens.
Sparda: Little John, go to your nearest Hardware store and buy yourself an axe. Now, get the person nearest to you to hack at your chest. Only once. Send me some pictures of what happens.
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During sex, One gets a hot bowl of mashed potatoes,and spoon feeds his partner with his penis.Also he can use his penis like a catapult to Fling the Mashed Potatoes into his partners mouth.
Did you bang her yet?
>Yeah,we did freaky stuff,I gave her a Mashed Potato Johnson and It flung into Clarissa's eye
>Yeah,we did freaky stuff,I gave her a Mashed Potato Johnson and It flung into Clarissa's eye
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3. " Oh look, theres john howard in his green and gold tracksuit, lets throw something at him."
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