Bayou Ass

Similar to Swamp Ass, but much more sweaty and uncomfortable.

Dude 1: "Damn, my ass is sweaty as hell and I have a monster wedgie."

Dude 2: "we call that Bayou Ass."

by BigMeech(larryhoover) January 3, 2011

Ass loader

When in desperate need of Sodimization, a light bulb is inserted in the anus to give the user a "Special" feeling.

Austin- Jared i Heard your an Ass loader

Jared- Shut up or ill fuck you up!

Austin- No Thank you

by BongMarley January 6, 2011

ass leach

Someone who is constantly inseparable from the another person's rectum.

Guy 1: That bobby guy is such an ass leach.

guy 2: Yeah, totally.

by SHAD0WZOMBIE April 13, 2011

ass-basement

A place that is hot, humid, stanky, and generally uncomfortable.

Dude, the EECS2nd floor CAEN lab is a freaking ass-basement! Why would you go there?

by SLUGs OGs May 1, 2011

Ass-splashin

When you drop a deuce that comes out as some sort of implausible shit bubble. The instant it touches the water in your toilet, it explodes into a literal shit bomb.

Man, I polished off two bottles of Jack Daniels last night and when I woke up this morning I had the most epic ass-splashin.

by bauhauser December 3, 2010

ass frosting

Doing a line of coke off a hooker's ass.

Damn, man, for only $30 bucks I could get a little ass frosting from her.

by biocat89 December 14, 2010

Ass-Litter

The particles of hair, lint, and shit left on the back of a toilet seat in a public washroom by a dirty ass.

I went into the airport bathroom and the seat was covered with ass-litter.

by Étienne Roux September 26, 2010