cast-fuck

Cast-Fucking is a sexual act where a person wearing and/or sporting a cast is fucked in their cast.

Joni still looks good after her surgery. I'd love to cast-fuck her.

by Dannifer July 6, 2009

Fuck-Alike

A replacement for someone's ex-boyfriend or ex-girlfriend who looks so much like the ex, it's uncanny. Sometimes done deliberately to piss off the ex.

One Dude to Another: Did you see that chick with Nick?

Another: Yeah I saw her and did a double take, I thought it was his ex, not his new chick.

One Dude: She looks so much like his ex, she's a fuck-alike.

Another: Wait till the ex sees the fuck-alike. She will throw a fit.

by sarasplayroom.com August 29, 2010

Sleep Fucked

The state of and/or feeling of being incredibly groggy after long periods of sleep deprivation or too much sleep.

God, I am totally sleep fucked from last night's marathon dungeons and dragons session. OR

I slept through my whole weekend and now I am completely sleep fucked.

by priortotherewas May 10, 2011

Duck fucked

The human sexual activity that is analogous to the coital actions of ducks in which the male mounts the female in a very domineering manner. He grasps her neck with his bill and submerges it beneath the water. This would be analogous to a man forcefully shoving a women's head or neck into the supporting surface while fucking her from behind.

Me: "dude, last night I was fucking this hoe from behind and grabbed her hair and stuffed her fucking head into the bed"

friend: "you duck fucked her?"

Me: "fo sho"

by Lippie May 14, 2011

captain fuck

Is a puke that is self important with one or more tragic character flaws. Usually these pricks pretend to be all about the war but have some piss poor excuse for not going but every reason in the world any other male might go. This type of asshole will listen to and pretend to understand rap. He will be anti-Semitic but not understand what a Jew is from a hole in the ground. He will have a real big time problem with "jack offs" despite being the worst possible kind of jack off. They also have a real problem with fat boys and take the controversial stance of being against "perverts" or "pedophiles" three times an hour. Captain fucks might also be known as one legged scuba divers if they are veterans or pretending to be veterans. Captain fucks are almost always rich boys, yuppies, red necks and/or pussy fucking old farts. A female that might act like this is not called captain fuck. She is just a cunt.

Michael Scott and Dwight Schrute from the TV show The Office are cutesy, watered down, safe for TV captain fucks.

by captain fuck May 11, 2010

douche-fuck

1 - About the lowest form of human being around, lower than a douche-bag (douche bag) or fucker/fuckwad, etc...

2 - A person who engages in sexual activity with a used douchebag.

Tom Cruise sure did turn into a douche-fuck as of late...

by J. B. Baby July 30, 2008

fucking spatula

(n.) phrase to yell during road rage to confuse the hell out of someone. (n.) tool used in cooking, like a grilled cheese.

driving woman: " learn how to drive asshole!!!!!!"
Jay: " shut up you fucking spatula!!"

by christinapian August 9, 2006