finger fondeler

Some one who has sexual interactions by using his/her finger.

Oh him he’s a finger fondeler he likes to stroke them hard with his finger

by FireShotGamer December 13, 2017

The finger of the Lorm

When all your friends had a great night, but you only minorly enjoyed the evening.

Person 1: "Wow, so you all got laid? "
Person 2: "Well most of us did but Tijm only had the finger of the Lorm!"

by Cloacale uitstulping December 14, 2017

Kamikaze Finger Blast

Blasting a fair maiden with your fingers past the threshold of making your arm tired and powering through like a dirty jackhammer until your muscles seize up. Sort of like John Henry hammer digging his way through a mountain until his heart exploded.

I'm gonna make her totally squart for 17 hours using my Kamikaze Finger Blast. I wont be able to whack off for a fortnight, but it will be worth it.

by iddqd87 December 18, 2017

Prancing sissy finger

An imbredd-ed log splitter type of hillbilly,who's uncanny ability to sense his younger sister's period and commences his middle finger to flutter and take action.

Jilly's obviously on the rag ,being the fact she's wearing one sock,that her brother Mudd's finger began to flutter into what is known as a Prancing sissy finger;

by Lard sodapop December 19, 2017

Highland finger

A single index finger lifted from the steering wheel when acknowledging another driver when using passing places appropriately on single-track roads in the Highlands of Scotland.

They let me pass so I gave them a Highland Finger

by Jingle Bangles April 22, 2018

shit fingered

When you finger your own ass and shove it down the throat of a person you dont like

Sharon, if you dont stop bitching at me, your gunna get shit fingered!

by Wayback boys December 28, 2017

Columbus hot finger

When you get all up in your lady and don't wash the wing sauce of your fingers first.

I took this bitch out in the wild wings parking lot and got spicy with the Columbus hot finger.

by Othick January 2, 2018