Dick Pony

A person that has no common sense or overreacts to simple situations

That John guy always freaks out when we make fun of his small cock, he's a freaking dick pony

by Jabronic February 4, 2010

Jon's Dick

Its the ugliest thing ever. It is worse than roadkill. It is like taking a shit and dressing it up as a person

JOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Jon's Dick" is sweaty

by Dick Pulls April 19, 2014

miscellaneous dick

1. The enjoyment of a variety of dudes without serious commitment
2. strange

He meant nothing to me! He was just miscellaneous dick!

by SecretAsian12 August 19, 2014

Ammar's dick

It's massive wtf???

Hey did you see Ammar's dick?
Yes, it went into my mother so ferociously

by Mr Big Dick Man 69 desu August 24, 2021

Dick it and Kick it.

To have sex with a girl then dump her.

Joe: "I just want to fuck Sally, not get into a serious relationship with her!" John: "Dick it and Kick it."

by Big B Base God October 14, 2011

Rat Dick

Small and insignificant, not worthy of consideration.

Its just a 'Rat Dick' company, unlikely to accomplish anything or pose a threat.

by txtornado99 October 16, 2008

Hitchhiker's Dick

When a man's penis curves upward when he gets a boner, similar to the way in which a hitchhiker's thumb curves.

Dude, in this porn I just saw, the guy had to attack from a crazy angle because of his hitchhiker's dick.

by fireblitz January 23, 2011