shit toboggan

Something you ride through a shitstorm. Anything that helps you through a shitstorm, i.e. a difficult situation or set of circumstances.

I'm just gonna hop on the shit toboggan and ride out this hellride of a week.

by Dusty Pellegrino June 9, 2011

Shit Peacock

The act of spraying diarrhea in such of way from ones pants that it produces a fanning affect resembling the plummage of a peacock.

I ate at a truckstop and could not make it to the restroom in time so I shit peacock all over the gentleman behind me.

by MagnusAzrael February 22, 2011

Flex Shit

That sticky poop that seals itself to the back of the toilet and no matter how many times you flush it... it won’t go away. It is the Flex Seal of feces.

“Dude, I just took this nasty “Flex Shit” that just won’t go away. I swear it could be used to seal Phil Swift’s glass boat.”

by Nacho Burris February 9, 2020

dogstar shit

When one becomes unnecessarily deep at any given moment. It may result in public, life-changing revelations.

Person 1: Courage does not always roar. Sometimes it is the quiet voice at the end of the day, saying, “I will try again tomorrow”.
Person 2: That is some dogstar shit.

by dogstarrose June 14, 2011

Bowl of shit

A political term describing a loss-loss situation - a situation in which a political leader has to take a hard choice, which will inevitably end up pissing off important people.

"You don't fire him, you're going to piss off most of the black political infrastructure."
"Mm, yummy. My first bowl of shit."

by Grissefar November 18, 2013

nimb shit

you're an actual idiot and you need to get it together; another word for numb nuts

no I don't want lasagna ya nimb shit

by larex stronglegs May 16, 2017

Rage Shit

Rage shit - A different approach to the original "Rage Quit". See example below -

Similar rules apply to "Rage Quit" however, this has a smelly twist to it. As opposed to quitting from a game when enraged with pure anger and hatred for your opponent. The victim, suffering with rage shit tends to take a shit to calm down.

Guy 1 - "Why are you raging so much?"

Guy 2 - "This game makes me so fucking mad I'm about to Rage Shit"

Guy 1 - "What?"

by RageShit September 9, 2011