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brown-nosed willie

(n.)- A name used to describe a man's penis after anal sex, because the tip of the penis is covered in feces.
Damn, the brown-nosed willie Jennifer gave me last night smells!
by Max Bluntoff April 26, 2006
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Brown Pants Moment

A point in time where one would be left with a proverbial (and occasionally literal) brick in the seat of their trousers.
"Hey, you know that one scene in Band of Brothers, in Bastogne, at the end of the artillery barrage, where Luz and Lipton have a dud shell hit about three feet away?"

"Now that's a brown pants moment if i ever saw one"
by SlavosaurusBlyat December 5, 2016
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Brown Boy Blasted

The equivalent of "White Boy Wasted", but rather is used for brown (middle-eastern) males. This term implies that this brown boy has consumed an excessive amount of alcohol and is heavily under the influence.
Hasan: Yo wana get drunk tonight?
Mohammed: Hell yea bro, we are about to get brown boy blasted
by comicalgenius111 September 18, 2012
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Nut Brown Maiden

A girl who whips her own shit on a partner's penis while performing oral sex.
Damn that girl is nasty she is a Nut Brown Maiden.
by the super duper nasty creep January 20, 2011
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Heafty brown bag

This is one of those shits that takes a bit of work to get out, but when it hits the water it sounds like you've dropped a bag of groceries & usaually spashes your arse.
"man, my arse is so wet after that
"Heafty brown bag".
by 007 in heaven October 27, 2008
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brown ice cream

Ice cream that is supposed to be chocolate but tastes nothing at all like chocolate, its only similarity being the brown color. In other words, brown ice cream is fake chocolate ice cream.
Damn it! This isn't chocolate ice cream, this is brown ice cream! We might as well have got vanilla.
by slumbering December 23, 2008
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Releasing a Brown Trout

Taking a dump into a large body of water(lake, pond, ocean, etc). Believed to be originated in the waters of Lake Erie. Most commonly over the side of a boat.
Doug: Where did Beef go? I need him to start grilling burgers

Dave: He's on port side, Releasing a Brown Trout. I think he had mudd butt.
by DatDudeBeef July 16, 2009
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