shit glimmer

The look on your face as you are walking into a bathroom and the cleaning person is walking out, because you know what you're about to do to that nice clean toilet.

You should have seen the shit glimmer on my face as I hurried into the bathroom and almost knocked over the cleaning person. I was gonna tear that toilet up.

by sirrichard1975 October 15, 2013

Sick as shit

Gnarly, wicked, over the top, unbelievable, amazing.

Bro trick you just did was sick as shit.

by That guy with the black shirt February 8, 2012

Shit Transplant

The act of defecating in another persons anus.

The man received a Shit Transplant from the transient prostitute.

by AssHoleJoe July 20, 2014

Shit buzz

A situation that is crappy for reasons of ruining fun.

They increased the price of waffles, shit buzz.

I'm working on St. Patrick's Day.

Aw man, what a shit buzz

by waff June 27, 2012

Danger Shit

Going for a shit when there is only a limited amount of toilet paper to be used therefore it is dangerous and could end up using all the paper and be left with a shitty arse.

"I went for a danger shit today."
"What's that?"
"A shit with a limited amount of toilet paper."

by Aaron Grylls November 28, 2011

Shit Peacock

The act of spraying diarrhea in such of way from ones pants that it produces a fanning affect resembling the plummage of a peacock.

I ate at a truckstop and could not make it to the restroom in time so I shit peacock all over the gentleman behind me.

by MagnusAzrael February 22, 2011

Shit-eration

The generation of people that watch Jersey Shore, Teen Mom, and insit that leggings are a legitimate substitution for pants.

This shit-eration is excelling the world towards idiocracy.

by upgradd February 22, 2011