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Yo mom

Person a:ayo yo mom fine
Person b:bro…..
by Purrrate January 30, 2022
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Ur Mom

An insult 3rd graders say to eachother.

Kid 1: You’re Fat!

Kid 2: Ur Mom!!

Kid 3: Ur dad died
I heard ur mom is so fat she tripped everytime she walked
by XxMegaDestroyer69420xX October 13, 2019
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Your mom

The most obese animal in existence, it eats a lot of the human term “hamburgers” and loves to have sexual intercourse with me.
Wait what did you said about my mom

Your mom is fat, are you dumb to not understand what I just said
by Sert J. June 16, 2021
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1saac's Mom

This term is one that should only by used for the finest of their breed. (Only applies to women), and means that the woman is above a 10/10, even possibly higher than a 20/10, someone who deserves all they want, but nothing they want deserves them.
"Dude, Rebecca is such an 1saac's Mom"
by Sillywordsforfun September 6, 2025
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Mom

A mom is someone who LOVES you and would do any thing for. They will rase you and protect you at all cost and will forever love you even when your mad at her. She will help you and guid you though any thing even if it means takeing the day off the will correct you and help you make good choices.....
Mom are your life time best friend and I love that
There are none every one loves there mom
by Thatonegirl1133 May 1, 2018
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Mom

Hey Will, Your mom makes good Waffles!42
by Mommy123:) February 8, 2019
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Mom

Someone that gives birth to you just to control you.
Mom: "Can you do the dishes?"

You: "What happened when I wasn't being born?"

Mom: "Watch that sass!"

You: "Okay."

Mom: "No back talking!"

You: "I- WHAT-"
by shoe laces July 20, 2021
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