kinky meat

A man with a horny cock that has a prepared condom on

my boyfriend has kinky meat

by AwesomeDude91 April 04, 2017

Meat Locker

Where you work, because you are nothing but a piece of fucking meat to your company.

See you later family, I’m off to the meat locker. Hope I bring home some Covid that kills you all! Love you!

by Flexo Rodriguez May 26, 2022

Meat shmackerr

When you take your meat and smack someone

You on meat shmackerr cuhhh

by Mrs patty June 13, 2019

meat tipping

1. tipping the waiter with your meat

so we're meat tipping...

by mr tally man February 04, 2024

meat-lever

Another name for a cockdick. beantree. Usually used when referring to a lesser being.

dude that kid's collar is popped. what a meat-lever.

by nutbag August 21, 2005

Moldy meat curtains

Old pussy been torn up

That old lady had moldy meat curtains

by Moldy meat curtains November 27, 2017

Late Night Meat Beating Materiel

It's basically just the materiel you use to masturbate, when you are lonely at night, and regular porn doesn't fill that depressing loneliness. Imagine you are lonely and you can't cum, and you really need to feel plesure, after having a hard day. What do you do? You try something different. Often consisting of all sorts of hentai, or in very special cases, two dwars shitting in each others assholes.

Person 1: Do you have something i can beat my meat to at night?
Person 2: Yea, i have some late night meat beating materiel you can use.
Person 1: Thanks, my masturbation was getting a bit stale.

by Stonecool October 23, 2017