King's shitting

the case when you were on the toilet and you don't even have to wipe yourself off

"Hey Dave i had a King's shitting right now."
"Wtf?! To much information man!"

by piano_sucker May 3, 2022

King for Root

When a red headed man with a thousand yard stare, let’s call him ‘James’ for this hypothetical example, is touched inappropriately by an indirect family member

Long time no see my beautiful nephew, how about some king for root?

by onlineman May 8, 2022

King of rap

No, it’s not one of your normal pop and hip pop boys, it’s THE changbin from STRAY KIDS.
STAN STRAY KIDS

STRAY KIDS EVERYWHERE ALL AROUND THE WORLD

“Hey! Do you know who’s the king of rap?”
“Yea! Ofc I do! Changbin is the king of rap!”

by slayhypen May 9, 2022

Salad King

Consumer of Thicc female booty. Likely to be a guy named Dalton or Stephen.

That Dalton is a Salad king, he eats ass. Good for him.

by Jaggediron May 11, 2022

Rap King

A lonely man who sits and writes music about stuff he can’t relate to and believes he’ll be famous at 63 years old. He writes music about overdue payments but it wasn’t his fault cause he’s just chilling.

Hey look at that rap king over there he’s just chilling writing raps.

by Pamehluhhhhhhhhhhh December 30, 2021

King Railer

Someone who exclusively rails kings

To pay off his debt, Jim decided to become a king railer to solve his problems.

by Scrabble_cheater December 31, 2021

Efficiency king

To do the absolute minimum in the workplace, making sure all tasks are completed to a minimum standard with absolutely no extras.

Lol he just does his work and leaves almost as if he knows his employer is nothing more than the medium by which money enters his account, he’s such an efficiency king.

by Big aldo January 1, 2022