Made Monkey

(Verb) - to have anal intercourse

The gay couple made monkey all night long. While the straight couple made monkey the women shit all over the bed.

by Jonthedon7679 December 17, 2009

chilean cheedle monkey

A small monkey that lives in Chile. It is endangered due to the overhunting of them.

That Chilean Cheedle Monkey threw a corn at me.

by Corn Smith October 29, 2008

puppy monkey baby

A disturbing image of an animal with the legs of a chubby baby, the body and arms of a hairy monkey, and the head of a pug. Known to lick people's faces to seduce them into drinking energy drinks.

That puppy monkey baby licked my face so hard I drank an entire case of energy drinks.

by brony_pony_117 September 23, 2016

Highly Trained Monkeys

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by boliviangringo August 25, 2010

Back office monkey

B.O.M for short. An employee of a financial service firm who pushes paper ie: does cost accounting, settles accounts, etc. This employee thinks that by becoming a Chartyred Financial Analyst, they will move to a more glamorous front office position and make more money. B.O.M's are easily placated by free donuts or pizza.

Douchebag and Lion are both destined to be back office monkeys for Harvey Industries.

by freshwoman June 30, 2005

Monkey's Fag Break

To masturbate at work, during work time, usually in the works toilets.

Answer my phone for the next five minutes John, I'm going for a monkey's fag break

by Dazza May 28, 2003

spider monkey

Dot, towel head, Swami, Curry Smellin motherfucker..

That spider monkey smells like shit again Gus !

by Tom Callinan April 24, 2003