Bloomin' Brown Rose 

When you hook up with a chick for the first time, like right after the ruffies take hold, Dustin Diamond style and you test her anus for stress factors, find her breaking point.
Just as it's getting hot and heavy, jam your arm in her rectum slowly all the way up to the elbow, sans lube, start pulling your arm out slowly while opening your fist like a blooming rose......A Bloomin' Brown Rose. Repeat this manouver until walking is no longer a realistic endeavour.

A: "Whachu know about ass fistin'?"
Prision Inmate: "lots"
A: "Oh yeah? You know a bunch eh?"
Prison Inmate: "Yeah, I do, Not a big deal"
D: "Come on Andy, don't pretend like you've never had a Bloomin' Brown Rose?
A: "You guys are dicks!"
M: "Next time, we eat Wiarton Willy"

Bloomin' Brown Rose by CheeseDumper February 21, 2011

The Brown Wedding

A contest between newlyweds where they tie the second knot of the night. They both insert tampons into their ass and then they tie them together, another type of matrimony. A game of tug of war is then played. It really is a game of skill and butt tightness, a dry butt hole is recommended, as any type of slippery will lessen your chances of winning. If the woman loses, she must use the tampon and if the man loses, the woman must use the tampon.

Ben: Did you have the brown wedding on your honeymoon?
Bernard: Yeah man, the game didn't last long, we served curry at the wedding.
Ben: Ahh, amateurs

The Brown Wedding by bennythebuttrapingbullet July 28, 2016

milly boobie brown 

milly boobie brown is 011 and she hates fags this is a joke lol

“Milly hates fags”
“Man, Milly is so homophobic.”
Milly boobie brown is a homophobe who hates fags 😢😢

milly boobie brown by criesin59otherlanguages June 17, 2018

How Now Brown Cow

When someone is caught lying. How now is self explainitory. Brown Cow means that they are a liar. Works incredibly well if they are exposed for their lie.

Guy 1: Hey, I know what the capital of Illinois is. It's Chicago.

Guy 2: It's Springfield. How now brown cow?

How Now Brown Cow by gbee93 April 9, 2011

brown bag special

getting in tha sitiation of gettin down with a girl at a club or somtin and she got a badoonkadoonk and a nice pair of titties but her face looks like she wuz beaten with a ugly base ball bat, well long story short brown bag special is getting a brown paper bag and putting it over a bitches head so that you dont have to see her face while your bangin the dogg shit out of her!!!!

damn fool!!!!!!! that bitches face looks busted as hell, shit she got a badoonkadoonk.........brown bag special

brown bag special by Kasper March 28, 2004

Code Brown 

A subtle way of alerting your friends to your fart, before other people in the area notice. This gives time to all of your friends to vacate the area with you, leaving some other poor sap to take the blame.

"Hey dude, code brown. Let's evacuate"

Code Brown by encino dan December 16, 2008

Asshole Brown 

Simply, the color of the skin surrounding one's puckered anus.

"I would to exchange this guitar strap for another one please because the color of this one is very similar to asshole brown." Raw sienna

Asshole Brown by Big Brown Johnson February 15, 2010