Fall guys

What the people the media calls criminals usually really are, the ones that took the falls for the ones that betrayed them.

The media tells you those guys are criminals, but in reality there is no honor amongst the people that had them arrested, since they are the same ones that betrayed them. The same people that tricked them into getting locked up are the ones that trick vacationers out of their money, then report about it on the media to defer suspicion somewhere else. Fall guys are picked by these people based on their weaknesses, so that they become targets when the going gets tough, or when people would start to suspect them instead of the people they say are the criminals (kind of like scapegoats that make themselves easy to find).

by The Original Agahnim June 8, 2021

dip guy

That guy who sneaks nicotine into every conversation somehow

Bro you want this pouch I got it from sweden

It says 55 mg per pillow im good

He's definitely the dip guy

by MACK_Q_1869 December 13, 2023

Pete's a guy

Another way to say "pizza guy"

"Hey Joe! Pete's a guy!"

by coolcraft January 14, 2020

Are we the bad guys

Yes. It's 9 billion retarded piles of stinking dogshit versus 1 golden luminous hero.

A retard "Are WE the bad guys?"

Hym "And retarded. Don't forget retarded. And it isn't God doing this and it isn't Justice. I'm going to kill God and Justice is going to be what happens to this kids for you stalking harassing and then robbing and trying to use me as an example to coerce behavior in others is I don't get the fucking credit and that fucking money you retarded dogshit."

by Hym Iam August 20, 2024

The third guy

In a presidential election, since there are two candidates, (Republican and Democrat) there is often a "third" delegate; someone else running as an "Independent" whom nobody has ever heard of.

I didn't like either of the candidates, so I voted for the third guy.

by Mercana March 21, 2020

National ask a guy out day

Come on girls don’t be such cowards

Girl 1: hey you know what’s special about this day
Girl 2: it’s National ask a guy out day

Girl 1: you should totally ask out Adam

by Badam_Blind November 13, 2019

Serious Fucking Guy

noun. A covert operative for the Central Intelligence Agency, MI6, and/or Mossad.

Or other unknown state and/or non-state operatives, seeking to maintain the status quo of the military industrial complex.

Mick: Hey man, who do you really think killed JFK?
Jack: Serious Fucking Guys man.
Mick: ye.

by BonerMasterMick2 May 6, 2021