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Red Rocket Syndrome

A mental disorder where your too horney to control your arrection. This usually results in a"Moose Knuckle" (Buldge) or worse.

- See "Moose Knuckle" for further explanation.
Boy- Oh little Jimmy seemed awfuly happy to see you today!
Girl- Yea, I could tell from his Red Rocket Syndrome... His boner poked me when I hugged him...
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Blumpkin Red Tide

Similar to the Blumpkin El Nino, however instead of toilet water that splashes on her chin it's diarrhea
just as i was getting a blumpkin last night that double cheesburger i had went right through me and caused a Blumpkin Red Tide on her face
by another new guy December 10, 2008
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red and white hammer

when a man is about to ejaculate you take a hammer and hit his testicles so blood and skeet come flying out
that guy wanted some more excitement so i gave him a red and white hammer.
by hammer69 August 6, 2008
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Red vs. Blue

A humorous machinima web series based off of the X-box game "Halo". Set in the "Blood Gulch" multiplayer death match map, the series revolves around the hilarious hijinx involving two squads of soldiers, one in variations of red armor, the other in blue armor.
by John Rand April 30, 2004
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Detroit Red Wings

The worst team in NHL history. The youngest person on the team is the coach. Often called on as a person's favorite team due to them doing well. Also known as a bandwagoner.
Anyone who likes this team should go kill themselves
Joe: Who do you want to win the Stanley Cup? I want Pittsburgh to win.
Tyler: I want the Detroit Red Wings to win. Marian Hossa is my hero.
Joe. I thought Boston was your favorite team?
Tyler: Just because I like Boston doesn't mean they're my favorite team. Detroit is the best team in the NHL.

(Prior to this Tyler said "Mark my words Boston will win the stanley cup)
by I hate redwings July 3, 2009
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a case of the red ass

pain and redness of the ass after a day of the shits
If i don't stop shitting. I'm going to have a case of the red ass.
by jay hamilton November 30, 2007
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Red Head Tempers

One of the worst things to come in contact with. Red Heads have no soul so they don't care how the other person in the argument feels about the way they are treated. They are the most vindictive souless people on earth. They tend to seek pleasure from other peoples pain. The wrath of a red head is nothing less than absolute evil.
Red headed men are one thing, but Red Head women are twice as bad. Not only are you putting up with a red head, you are also putting up with a woman. They will do anything and everything to make you physically and emotionally hurt as well as feel belittled, useless and worthless.
Red Head Tempers is when two or more people get into a fight, try to be sneaky about something, screw them over or breaking up with them usually results in physical pain such as (if you're a guy..a few hits to the man hood would be great), letting the girl know how much of a b*itch she is or if its a guy that he is a tool anddouche bag. Other physical damage would be to cars, homes, motorcycles and things of that nature.
by tbudgeee February 7, 2012
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