Simp

One who buys gloves for someone else at Costco

Simp #1 purchased a pair of gloves for non-simp #2.

by Halslsk November 12, 2020

siMp

A siMp (sucka idolizing Majestic pussy.) is simply a simp by another name, they call themselves a siMp because they are too deep in denial, and refuse to believe they are a simp.

“Guys, I’m not a simp, I’m a siMMMp, sucka idolizing majestic pussy, there’s a difference.

by NotAFurry69420 March 5, 2020

Simp

This is a term from the early 80's.
SIMP is a derogatory term, short for SIMPelton, and is used to refer to someone that is lacking in mental capacity.

OMG! You can't be serious, you are such a simp!

by Chalupy September 29, 2021

Simp

Someone who obsesses too much over a girl. A simp will go around asking out girls too and gets rejected

That dude you see over there?
Yeah, hes a simp

by Cho620 May 22, 2020