smh my head

A bastardization of smh.

"I can't believe I broke my phone."
"Wow man smh my head"

by N1. July 17, 2017

pump my nads

a saying used to express excitment (either sexual or otherwise). comes from the word "gonads" meaning testicles.

"Mo-Lay" doesn't really pump my nads
-The Breakfast Club

by Vlad the Slayer March 16, 2010

My blood hurts!

What whats-her-face says when she tries to pose with a possum on her leg.

possssummmmssss

by Zizzy September 26, 2003

Tickle My Pickle

A saying used to describe when a women "tickles" a man's penis.

Dude, do you think Jessica would tickle my pickle?!

by Evbrez January 22, 2007

oh my lanta

A way of expressing surprise or astonishment. Used in place of phrases including "Oh my God!" or "Oh my Lord!," so as not to offend anyone by "using the Lord's name in vain."

Origin: Mylanta is an antacid used to alleviate symptoms including heartburn, acid indigestion, sour stomach or gas. Thus, "My" tends to lead into "Lanta" rather smoothly.

"Did you notice that woman had a strange bulge in her crotch?"
"OH my LANTA are you SERIOUS?!"

by suitesuitesuite April 6, 2009

shit on my ass

problem with someone or something that needs to be taken care of or gotten rid of, better if done earlier than later before it spreads everywhere

Wife: I just spent $300 on knick knacks!
Husband: (mutters to himself) fucking bitch is shit on my ass

by R Morris August 31, 2006

Hold My Beer

A phrase that signals an imminent episode of drunken stupidity ending with injury whenever it is said.

I bet you can't jump down from here and land on your feet.
You're on. Hold my beer.
WAIT NO-

*Jumps*

by sebacostamr December 27, 2018