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Russian string job

When you or someone else jerks you off using a tennis racket. *note dong must be abnormally small to fit through the woven Russian strings.
Yo Phil, last weekend I got a Russian string job, it only took him an hour to complete.
by juan grand February 10, 2015
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Rim job

Is when you get a piece of dry skin in your nail and it HURTS LIKE A MOTHA TRUCKER to take offf
Person 1: I got a rim job last night
Person 2: ikr it really hurts
by Dockerssssss June 4, 2019
mugGet the Rim jobmug.

lunch job

I totally just gave that girl a lunch job.
by doom.bringing.st April 10, 2009
mugGet the lunch jobmug.

Colombian Rim Job

Where someone inserts cocaine into their partners or another persons anus and snorts it out.
Hey, that chick gave me a Colombian Rim Job last night!
by Questtttt January 4, 2022
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Fan Job

When someone sucks on your weenus (the loose skin on elbow) in a steamy makeout.
“Hey Joe, can I give you a fan job?” -Stephanie
Hell yeah!” -Joe
by JustYourRegularJoe August 28, 2019
mugGet the Fan Jobmug.

jon job

Falling for someone after they give you the impression that they are single when in all actuality they are in a relationship or are emotionally attached to someone else.
That guy I was falling for has a girlfriend. What a Jon job.
by buffy the Jon slayer November 27, 2013
mugGet the jon jobmug.

The Italian Job

When a man receives oral sex from a partner after the partner douses his crotch in pasta sauce and garlic powder.
Me: Sometimes when a man and a woman (or man) love each other very very much, the man receives The Italian Job.

Chloe: *Becomes too traumatized to go to Olive Garden tomorrow*
by SilverCurbsideProphet June 17, 2023
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