Kentucky Jack in the Box

The unfortunate but hilarious consequence of having sex with a woman less than six weeks after a C-Section, resulting in the penis stabbing out of the closed wound. Commonly known to happen Kentucky.

Woman: WHY THE FUCK IS YOUR PENIS STICKING OUT OF MY BELLY BUTTON?!
Man: WOW this looks like a Jack in the box... A KENTUCKY Jack in the Box!

by JerJax December 9, 2008

I am Jack's

A substitutive for the phrase: I feel/am X used in reference to oneself in the 3rd person.

Ex. I am feeling sad.

into

I am Jack's deflated happiness.

This is quite obviously made in reference to fight club in which the character refers to himself in the third person because of his schizophrenia

by antwskinner August 5, 2008

Dirty Jack Rabbit

When a girl does a guy in the ass with a carrot, and then makes him eat it.

Last night was George and mines anniversary, so I gave him a Dirty Jack Rabbit. He loved it.

by Arl Vagine January 12, 2009

jacked up jane

Jacked up Jane is the nickname given to jane schaffer, the inventor of the Jane Schaffer writing program.

Cami: I have this essay I have to write by tomorrow!
Luke: It's not the jacked up jane method, right?
Cami: No! Thank god!

by Luke Stotler April 27, 2008

sink jack-off

A sink jack- off is something most guys do at one time or another -- they beat their meat and have a cumgasm in the sink.

I like to watch myself in the mirror when I do a sink jack-off and blow my load in the sink!

by USAF Cadet January 10, 2021

Jack O' Lantern

When you take a power drill and screw out the inside of your penis and take the shavings put them in a girls vagina and over the course of a week as it seeps out you eat it.

Ah dude me and her Jack O' Lanterned with her so hard!

by Jimbob Dandelian November 11, 2010

Jacked like Jill

To be weak;(used as an insult)

Mike put 100 pounds up on the bench he is jacked like jill

by Diego December 31, 2003