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Said every fucking white girl in America who thinks she's cool, mystique, and spiritual because she knows about obsolete astrology concepts and just told you this because you did some minor stupid shit and Capricorn happens to be your sign. The application may vary depending on the victim's corresponding zodiac sign.
You, a Capricorn: "Hey guys I'll be right back, I gotta clean up some glass from a vase I knocked over."

That one fucking bitch at the party: "Oh my god, you are such a Capricorn"
by ThePopSmoke(whoisdead) January 18, 2021
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God

Good only dude.
O just won the lottery...nothing but God
by 2012021 February 23, 2021
mugGet the Godmug.

good morning and god bless

When you shit, drink coffee and eat breakfast on the toilet, it's a good morning and god bless.
Hila what do you just open the door on people when they're taking shits? I'm doing a good morning and god bless, I need another 20 minutes at least.
by razzatouille May 23, 2018
mugGet the good morning and god blessmug.

NO GOD!!

NO GOD!! NO GOD PLEASE NO! NO! NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
AAH NO GOD!! YOU CAN'T HAVE IT
by Me on Fandom September 16, 2025
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Good Morning and God Bless

The act of eating one's breakfast while making a bowel movement in the morning.
Wife: Hurry up I need to use the bathroom!

Husband: Give me ten more minutes I'm having a Good Morning and God Bless!
by Stalin_was_a_good_guy May 23, 2018
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scrap god

darwin: "woah you are scrap god"
noémie: "woah thank you" *dies*
by dinge2422\ June 21, 2022
mugGet the scrap godmug.

God

God is not Dead. Only real thing can die.
by Cipkanikolaj December 28, 2018
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