I have bonkers

If your parents are out. And you have the house to yourself, you have bonkers.

"I have bonkers to night so I will throw a party."
"I have bonkers come over."

by eswn September 4, 2020

I play county

Phrase used by teenagers in Ireland , especially rural areas . It means that they play for their county in Hurling or football . Despite there only being 15 players per Team , you’ll see several hundred of boys saying „ I play county „ in an attempt to impress girls . It’s a load of bollocks used by immature teens trying to come off as somewhat special despite all being having the same goal of grabbing a quick meet and a nude of an unsuspecting girl

Girl : so do you have any hobbies ?

Boy : yeah I play county like .
Girl : Every boy says that me .

by Leo_Varadkar69 September 16, 2020

I got hacked!

When you say something or post something on the internet that you regret, and a bunch of people see it and you're embarrassed, you save yourself by saying you got hacked and it wasn't you who posted it. Luckily, this does occasionally happen, so it's a believable story, and no one can hold you accountable for what you said.

James: Posts: Man I'm having a shitty day I hope my boss dies! *regrets the post the next day*

Boss: James, why did you shit talk me on facebook?

James: I got hacked! Chill out!

by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx September 18, 2020

i dicked er

The fine art of making a big mistake

I told my mom I'd come for supper on Friday but there is a party. I went to the party instead. Guess I dicked er!!

by Chipdog September 19, 2013

I like hawks

Saying these magic words, one can subtly, yet cleverly admit one's tendencies towards the homosexual.

Similar to stating one's love of the hobby of humming.

"I like hawks!"
"You know how I know you're gay?"
"How? Because I like humming into other men?"
"No, because you like bird-watching."

by leifdaddy October 11, 2011

i need u

i need u

a fire ass song from ken carson

"yo have you heard ken's new song?''

"i need u?''

"yessir"

by fucked ya bitch February 25, 2023

i love you

you may as well take my heart, Katherine. it's already full of you, K: please go!
what is it, what wrong my dear?

K: you know nothing about me, you've known me only three weeks
H: three weeks? Katherine i've known you all my life
K: all your life?
H: it's true! when i heard beautiful music, I thought "she'd like that" i've looked at flowers and known that one day, i'd give them to you

I love you means that you ultra super duper like someone

by yuu_draconia March 8, 2023