double-headed prawn (dhp)

describes wimminz with bad heads AND bad bodies
this is infinitely worse than being labelled a standard prawn

dhp for short

bro1: she's the worst... never smiling... never says hello
bro2: she thinks she's so good just because she has a good body... but she's a prawn
bro1: she's worse than a prawn, she's a double-headed prawn (dhp)

by mazouie September 12, 2013

you double-faced entendre

A person who has two completely different sides essentially one being a angle and one being a devil
Credits from Oliver Tree at interview with Genius

Play me that way? Your bad babe you double-faced entendre.

by An Oliver tree fan boi March 7, 2023

double apple juggalo juice

Apple Crown Royal mixed with Candy Apple Faygo

I was drinking that Double Apple Juggalo Juice last night, that shit it dangerously good.

by Unity Boom April 21, 2022

Double barrel shart barf

When you tape a willing participant by the neck to the wall in the "wall sit" position so their face is ass height. Then you proceed to also duct tape there mouth completely shut. Next up participant #2 (must be male or the finer points are lost) steps up and sharts in their face.. causing:
Vomit
To stream
From
Both
Nostrils
And thus striking and tickling the guys balls just right while he jerks it.

Baby let's do a double barrel shart barf tonight.

by Hairyballzanga November 26, 2020

Double Negative Gay Theorem

When a woman is trans to a man and likes men, she is still straight, creating a vortex, leaving us with the double negative gay theorem

She's a man? She likes guys?

That's the double negative gay theorem!

by SheWasAWomanISwear June 16, 2022

double curry sauce swag

similar to double curry sauce except you live it like a lifestylee. every where you go everyone knows your rockin on your double curry swag.

chris always has his double curry sauce swag on! - correct

christain never has his double curry swag, he is so ugly.

by mikeclit September 6, 2010

Jefferson's Law of Double Elimination

Abiding by standard double elimination rules until the final round of the tournament, in which it favors you to win, completely disregarding the fact that you lost the first game.

Dude, aren't we playing the tiebreaker? Nah, you forgot to account for Jefferson's Law of Double Elimination.

Sir, I got an A on my first test and a C on my second. You're telling me I can't take my third test and you're giving me C? Professor: I'm sorry, but you forgot to factor in Jefferson's Law of Double Elimination.

by Mattbat September 25, 2010