grease-monkey

most dirtiest, greasiet , nastiest person you know

that cretin is such a grease-monkey

by ci4r4L0L November 28, 2020

Cum monkey

when someone crawls all over you while cumming

He was such a Cum monkey last night.

by Corpsestillborn December 28, 2020

Swamp Monkey

A sweaty smelly vagina

She has some bad swamp monkey

by NightOwl_74 March 1, 2021

Autistic monkey

A word used for someone who is overly annoying sometimes and is rather cheeky too, also used for someone who hates something that really isn’t that bad, like eating a crumb of bread that they wanted.

“I tell you Hudson is a true autistic monkey”
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by Jeffmcjez June 27, 2021

Back office monkey

B.O.M for short. An employee of a financial service firm who pushes paper ie: does cost accounting, settles accounts, etc. This employee thinks that by becoming a Chartyred Financial Analyst, they will move to a more glamorous front office position and make more money. B.O.M's are easily placated by free donuts or pizza.

Douchebag and Lion are both destined to be back office monkeys for Harvey Industries.

by freshwoman June 30, 2005

Monkey's Fag Break

To masturbate at work, during work time, usually in the works toilets.

Answer my phone for the next five minutes John, I'm going for a monkey's fag break

by Dazza May 28, 2003

ALABAMA PORCH MONKEY

a derogatory word for a person of African descent; a negro

1. The Alabama porch monkey tends to be lazy and would rather draw welfare than work.
2.The Alabama porch monkey likes to wear gold chains and drink malt liquor.

by Pittovsky July 21, 2008