misery meat

When a man’s penis gains a loss of blood circulation due to the vagina/anus being extremely tight. This causes the penis to change into a more purple/grey colour.
My ass was so tight that it gave Jordan misery meat”
by thecrackingjack April 30, 2023
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Meat Swan

A cock so large it could break your arm
Christ! That meat swan swang around and nearly broke my arm!
by Katsus December 15, 2024
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spicy meat stick

A spicy meat stick is a synonym for a penis with an STD.
Ugh, I went on a date last week and I was gonna go down on him in the bathroom until I saw he had a Spicy Meat Stick!!
by GoldenDaddIe June 17, 2017
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Expendable Meat

The last fucking person I would take advice from.
Navy Seal "Hey! Do you want to learn how to become the best expendable meat you can be!?"

Hym "What? No. I don't consider myself expendable. The fact that you consider ME expendable is dehumanizing and a problem. You self-help garbage are the single worst, most narcissistic people on the planet. I though the celebrity's were bad but I have made and entire 180 on that. You don't have a mindset. You barely have a mind. It's hard to even consider it a mind. Die. Die faster. Actually, kill some kids and THEN die."
by Hym Iam February 07, 2024
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Throw meat

When a group of guys gets together and they put their penis out to feel each other
He Andy wanna come over lately and throw meat
by Louie Louie August 27, 2022
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Mexican meat shank

a Mexican meat shank is a type of shank where you use your penis and tape razor blades on it.
I hit Jackson with my Mexican meat shank.
by geusbshsown January 18, 2023
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kinky meat

A man with a horny cock that has a prepared condom on
my boyfriend has kinky meat
by AwesomeDude91 April 04, 2017
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