edward was taken to the tower 

a sarcastic way to show/say that something is not interesting or information that was given without anyone need it.
usually used as a command for a video of an article.

girl: i just finish washing my hair!
man: really? edward was taken to the tower...

boy1: i have a balloon!
boy2: edward was taken to the tower and running low on fuel...

edward was taken to the tower by blorbi December 15, 2010

do you know the tragadey of darth plaugies the wise

Ironic he could save others from death but not himself sheev palpatine

do you know the tragadey of darth plaugies the wise

do you know the tragadey of darth plaugies the wise by @therealSheevPalpatine January 15, 2018

Tinkletown, The Tinkler, Tink Tink 

Another term for the toilet or the bathroom.

Person 1: Im'a go and use Tinkletown.
Person 2: Yeah me too, I haven't used the shitter since this morning!

OR

Person 1: I'll catch up to you guys later I need to take a Tink Tink.

Tinkletown, The Tinkler, Tink Tink

Tinkletown, The Tinkler, Tink Tink by Someone at Arden Middle School December 26, 2006

the teflon don 

leader of a crime family

im raps lebron teflon don begets on arm
mo-ets Sean John

the teflon don by chris paul March 20, 2005

She eats me under the table 

Common phrase used when describing a friend who eats a significant amount more FOOD than you do.

"Hey Mom, let me describe to you my new friend. Shes good at baking, she studies real hard, and She eats me under the table."

She eats me under the table by Mrs Jim Halpert October 23, 2008

just the tip 

The best part of the cock and the only part worth having inside.

Because: The internal walls of the vagina itself do not have a great supply of nerve endings, thus are not very sensitive to touch. The outer one-third of the vagina, especially near the opening, contains nearly 90 percent of the vaginal nerve endings and therefore is much more sensitive to touch than the inner two-thirds of the vaginal barrel.

He wanted to play just the tip, but why bother, the tips the only part worth it.

No, I still don't want more than the tip.. don't you know anything about amazing sex!

just the tip by naughtyschoolgirl November 7, 2009

the truth

Apple computers, ipods, etc. are a horrible waste of time & money.

Idiot #1: Dude, I bought this awesome mac yeasterday!

Idiot #2: Awesome! How is it?

Idiot #1: Well, I can't seem to do all the stuff I normally need to do on a computer... but it's popular so it must be cool somehow!

Intelligent Human: Hey you want to know the truth? Ever heard of anything from Apple being of high quality? No, didn't think so, you fags!

the truth by Girl Who Loves Microsoft October 18, 2008