13 channels of shit on the TV to choose from

Pink's existential dilemma

I've got 13 channels of shit on the TV to choose from.

by Pink's crisis June 4, 2015

douche canoe on the lazy river

The laziest band douche of them all. A person who is such a douche they need a canoe to hold all the doucheness and at the same time is to lazy to get anything productive accomplished.

RN is a douche canoe on the lazy river. I am glad i'm not him

by dtch lgnd September 2, 2015

what you on with

What are you doing.

Yo mate what you on with this weekend

by Yo mandem January 1, 2017

Will Grigg's on fire

Northern Irish footballer Will Grigg is on fire as he scores a lot of goals. Many defences are terrified of him (including yours). Most addictive football chant.

Will Grigg's on fire,

Your defence is terrified,
Will Grigg's on fire,
Your defence is terrified,

Nananana nana na na na nananana na nana nana

by iamczech July 9, 2016

chillin with no make up on

the best response to the question, "what are you doing?". derived during the summer of 09, this phrase simply means that nothing is going on, but you are simply hanging around or relaxing (with no make up on). it shall be an amazing response for years to come.

Connor - hey what's up?
definitly not Steffi - nothin chillin with no make up on
Connor - oh thats cool wanna hook up later?
Again, definitely not Steffi - ok

by ldsfbhjasdbfhabhjvbhberjgf January 3, 2010

Sucks on ice

A phrase used to describe something thats sucks more than the average level of suckiness.

Person 1: Oh no! my sister replaced all the songs on my ipod with Hannah Montana and Taylor Swift.

Person 2: Ouch, that sucks on ice.

by funsized95 March 18, 2010

any word on urban dictionary

can and will be linked to sex or drugs in some way, shape, or form. it is important to remember that not every slang term must pertain to the female/male genitalia, or drugs.

sometimes a word means exactly what it was meant to mean.

boom - a word used to describe really potent marijuana
... actually no, it isnt. its just a fun word to say.

any word on urban dictionary...

by sean holl September 14, 2008