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Second Hand Funny

When you re-tell A joke, funny part of a movie or show, or comedy routine to someone and it's far less funny than when you yourself heard it, Also, the teller usually cracks up halfway through, further ruining it.
"Dude I saw this awesome stand-up last night, the guy was like..."

"Woah keep that second hand funny away from me dickhead."
by blobygook May 23, 2013
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left-handed driveway

whereas the driveway of the corner-lot residence opens onto the street perpendicular to the street indicated in the address (terrorist practice)
The house has a left-handed driveway; they're terrorists.
by mousel October 10, 2019
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left handed comment

A comment made with the intent of being condesinding or a smart ass.
did you hear her make that Left Handed Comment like you didnt have a clue: "This is BS, I hope you know that!"
by BSpatrole November 8, 2013
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Strong Hand

With one hand you use your middle finger, your index finger and your thumb to pleasure a female while she is on all fours. Usually while she is off to your side blowing you. The angle bends your hand. And if done right you should feel like the guy from the scary movie film.
Girl!!! He gave me that strong hand and I couldn't stop moaning during the BJ I was giving him.

Don't be selfish, give her the strong hand!
by Roamingsage August 28, 2025
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mustard hands

When you eat a meat sandwich and your hand begin smelling like mustard and meat.
by Garshy June 26, 2020
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authoritative Hand

Hey Jamie you using authoritative hands on me in bed tonight?
by K456 November 28, 2020
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